|Not housework Anything but that|
I really should have been born into money as I resent cleaning in a way that only an entitled little bitch can-where this attitude comes from I have no idea.Its the bane of my life. For some reason I always find myself saying just as I am elbow deep in toilet duck action "I bet Gwen Staffani doesn't have to do this" its not helpful.
|Grungy Student Chic|
Its unfortunate as I also hate a dirty house so am constantly in a quandary. Do I use any time off my three paying jobs to a) sit on my ass, watch "Sons of anarchy" and eat crisps or b)make out passionately with a bottle of mister muscle?
Usually netflix and gluttony wins the day but even I have my Waterloo when it comes to grime so here we are.
|Just call me Jean the clean|
As I'm wearing my Halloween top I decided to pretend to be terrified of all things domestic. Does the fear in my eyes look real?
|Domesticity kills art|
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